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Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.

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Exclusive: The Esme Squalor Interview

Lynley Jones

The Daily Punctilio’s exclusive interview with Esme Gigi Geniveve Squalor, the city’s 6th most important financial advisor. She shares her innest recipe and introduces us to a handsome foreign auctioneer named Gunther.

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categories Season 2
tags unfortunate recipes, unfortunate cooking, unfortunate events, a series of unfortunate events, salmon, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Count Olaf, Esme Squalor, In Auction, The Ersatz Elevator, The Daily Puctilio, acqueous martinis, rutabagas, Gunther, Town Hall, wk6

A Calamitous Cafeteria, and a Couple of Couplets

Lynley Jones

This week, we cope with the repetitive stress of a second Netflix season and bad cafeteria food, by writing couplets.

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categories Season 2
tags Count Olaf, a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, Lucky Smells Lumbermill, Isadora Quagmire, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Prufrock Preparatory School, Aunt Josephine, The Anxious Clown, Carmelita Spats, lasagna, macaroni and cheese, couplets, wk1

A Series of Unfortunate Recipes: The Messy Middle

Lynley Jones

Season 2 of my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans. Based on Lemony Snicket's research in Books 5-9, and the ill-conceived second season of the Netflix documentary. Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.

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categories Season 2
tags a series of unfortunate events, VFD, Baudelaires, lemony snicket, Count Olaf, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, cover, landing page

Follow A Series of Unfortunate Recipes

Lynley Jones

If you are not currently wearing an elaborate disguise that prevents you from eating, you may enjoy these recipes from my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans' true culinary history. Come for the delicious food; stay for the terrible story.

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categories Follow
tags unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, unfortunate cooking, Count Olaf, Baudelaires, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, sunny, Stephano, puttanesca, Uncle Monty, coconut cream cake, potstickers, VFD, Lake Lachrymose, Peppermint Pretzel Bark

Lake Lachrymose Cooking School

Lynley Jones

This week, I cannot bear to tell you what happened at cooking school. And a decent person like you should be spending your time at a nicer website anyway.

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categories Season 1
tags a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate cooking, unfortunate events, Aunt Josephine, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Lake Lachrymose, lemony snicket, Bon Appetit, cooking school, advanced baking course, oven partners, Count Olaf, Very Fresh Dill, VFD, wk10

A Series of Unfortunate Recipes: The Bland Beginning

Lynley Jones

Season 1 of my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans. Based on Lemony Snicket's research in Books 1-4, and the first irresponsible season of the Netflix documentary. Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.

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categories Season 1
tags a series of unfortunate events, VFD, Baudelaires, lemony snicket, Count Olaf, puttanesca, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, chocolate pudding, Mr. Poe, oatmeal, cupcakes, coconut cream cake, Uncle Monty, potstickers, Stephano, Aunt Josephine, Anxious Clown, Lake Lachrymose, cover, landing page