Chabo the Wolf Baby and a Very Fictional Drama
Lynley Jones
This week, we share a traditional folk tale of forbidden love and advanced cooking skills.
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Unfortunate Cooking
Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.
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Chicken Soup at Heimlich Hospital
Lynley Jones
File this week’s recipe under F for Hal’s family.
Read MoreHow to Hide a Recipe from Your Enemies
Lynley Jones
This week, we hide a pircee from our enemies.
Read MoreHector's Huevos
Lynley Jones
This week, we try to think of something.
Read MoreHector's Enchiladas
Lynley Jones
This week, we contemplate life’s most important lessons.
Read MoreParsley Soda is In
Lynley Jones
This week, we struggle to emerge from the murky depths.
Read MoreExclusive: The Esme Squalor Interview
Lynley Jones
The Daily Punctilio’s exclusive interview with Esme Gigi Geniveve Squalor, the city’s 6th most important financial advisor. She shares her innest recipe and introduces us to a handsome foreign auctioneer named Gunther.
Read MoreFake News from The Daily Punctilio: Cafe Salmonella Out
Lynley Jones
This week, the tragic consequences of an ersatz restaurant review.
Read MoreFish Out of Water at Cafe Salmonella
Lynley Jones
This week, we have a Very Fancy Dinner at Cafe Salmonella.
Read MoreMr. Remora's Bananas
Lynley Jones
The misuse of bananas can drive one to a life of villainy or insanity. This recipe for a Very Fashionable Dish might help.
Read MoreOde to a Burrito
Lynley Jones
This week, we bring our own lunch to an infiltration. And, I'm sorry to say, there's also Carmelita Spats.
Read MoreA Calamitous Cafeteria, and a Couple of Couplets
Lynley Jones
This week, we cope with the repetitive stress of a second Netflix season and bad cafeteria food, by writing couplets.
Read MoreA Series of Unfortunate Recipes: The Messy Middle
Lynley Jones
Season 2 of my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans. Based on Lemony Snicket's research in Books 5-9, and the ill-conceived second season of the Netflix documentary. Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.
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